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lyrics

Bachelor

I got hideous wallpaper, spaghetti sauce vapor
One pair of shoes and an iron I don't use
Flea market tables, wrong address labels
An entertainment center, a perennial renter

I'm a bachelor, no one comes a-knockin'
I'm a bachelor jammin' out to Dokken

I come and go as I please, stocked with mac 'n' cheese
A hundred old routines, so much time to kill between
my job and my sleep, no promises to keep
Some candy for my brain, yankin' on my chain

I'm a bachelor, no need for me to wed
I'm a bachelor, sleepin' sideways on my bed

Some nights I'm the life of the party
Other nights I sit around just like Marty

I'm a bachelor, don't know if I'll marry
I'm a bachelor, tryin' not to live like Jerry

No one tells me what to think, dirty dishes in my sink
Optimistic just like Custer, clean my floor with a Dust Buster
Cap'n Crunch every morning, another landlord warning
Watchin' porn for a teaser, TV dinners in my freezer

I'm a bachelor, some say I'm half a man
I'm a bachelor, 'cause I haven't made a plan
I'm a bachelor, all my friends are married
I'm a bachelor, my tastes are strange and varied

Some nights I hit the dance floor just like a dancin' fool
Other nights I jam to Ozzy and kick it old school

I'm a connoisseur of clever, make my bed, well, never
My philosphic view falls between Camus and The Who
I've toured the Boone's Farm winery, boast a host of bourgeois finery
Start the day with chin-ups, end the day with pin-ups

I'm a bachelor, saving quarters for my laundry
I'm a bachelor, in another family quandary

Some nights I feel the freedom glowing
Other nights it's just a cold wind blowing

I'm a bachelor, no direction I can see
I'm a bachelor, who's lookin' after me?

© by Evan Hause

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from Dr. Hoss - Dust for Prints, released December 15, 2014
Words and Music by Evan Hause, BMI

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